wall post joke?

my name is whitney and i am a junior at UNL in Alpha Chi Omega. I am a business major and it could quite possibly be the most difficult area of studies. i like to dance, hang out with my super cool friends, and hang out with my family. i also like to recite the will smith song "Switch" to anyone and everyone in a voicemail.
Mon Dec 15
halelujah: This is me. With roomate ARF taking cover in the background. That is Sarah that I am about to break open (pinata). I had an absolutely fabulous birthday (even if “the big 2-0” happens to be the most insignificant birthday ever..) and I love my friends that don’t suck. But those of you that do suck - you suck. And it sucks to suck. So learn how to not suck anymore. OlderBRO and OlderSIS - you’ll be sad to know that you missed my debut of Single Ladies with a basement full of people watching. You would be proud. But I guess we, as a family, can perform in Mexico when the family goes clubbing.  i agree with this post and feel like you have some pretty great friends. great friends are great and they are great to have in times of birthdays because they can do great things. ur birthday was an overall success and you now have 362 days until ur 21. i will be there for that but meggie wont because of the massive amount of brown “death” M&M’s she ate today.

halelujah:

This is me. With roomate ARF taking cover in the background. That is Sarah that I am about to break open (pinata). I had an absolutely fabulous birthday (even if “the big 2-0” happens to be the most insignificant birthday ever..) and I love my friends that don’t suck. But those of you that do suck - you suck. And it sucks to suck. So learn how to not suck anymore.

OlderBRO and OlderSIS - you’ll be sad to know that you missed my debut of Single Ladies with a basement full of people watching. You would be proud. But I guess we, as a family, can perform in Mexico when the family goes clubbing.

 i agree with this post and feel like you have some pretty great friends. great friends are great and they are great to have in times of birthdays because they can do great things. ur birthday was an overall success and you now have 362 days until ur 21. i will be there for that but meggie wont because of the massive amount of brown “death” M&M’s she ate today.